A$AP Rocky: Babe, I’m tired, do we really have to go to this thing?
Rihanna: Yeah I’m literally the queen of the Met Gala. It’s nearly over anyway, we’ll just show up, stay for like 10 minutes and leave. What was the theme again?
A: Uhhh, I think like camp or something. Camping maybe.
R: Oh that sounds familiar, like camping but make it fashion. I’ll bring the tent, I’m pretty sure Balenciaga is making them now…
A: Yeah, they’re next to the $2000 IKEA bags. Sweet, I’ll bring the doona. I’m not sharing though, better wear a beanie so you don’t get too cold.
Words by AR Staff
